WrestleMania 31
review
By Ben Smith
Yes I know it’s been quite a while since I've posted on
here, but that’s because after I just simply became tired of WWE’s lackluster
product last summer I had to take a break, so this is the first time I have
watched any WWE show outside of the rumble since Summerslam. It was weird not
knowing the build for the matches and I didn’t know who was expected to win, so
it was a different experience to say the least. But regardless of how I didn’t like
WWE post mania last year and how I was completely turned off by Reigns winning
the rumble, I have decided to once again try watching WWE once again. I mean, I
was always going to watch WrestleMania, but I think I will stick with the
product for now as long as my patience holds. I have been seeing fans call this
one of the greatest Manias ever, which I think is an exaggeration, but I still thought
it was pretty damn good. So without further ado, here is my WrestleMania 31
review!
Match #1: Daniel Bryan vs Wade Barrett vs Dean Ambrose vs
Dolph Ziggler vs R-Truth vs Stardust vs Luke Harper
First of all, I was pretty confused at why R-Truth is in a
ladder match with 6 awesome workers, oh well, he didn’t really do much anyway.
I had high hopes for this match, and it had its good moments, but there were plenty
of things that brought it down as well. It was a spotfest, like pretty much all
ladder matches are if they’re more than three people, so it’s what I was
expecting, but I wish the spots didn’t have to be so damn predictable. Outside
of the Ambrose spot, I feel like I had seen a lot of the spots before, and none
of them we’re that shocking or awesome to me because I had seen them in matches
like these before. Other than that, there wasn’t that too much to complain
about, it was your run of the mill Money in the Bank style match, which are
usually pretty damn awesome so it’s nothing to complain about. I’m glad Bryan
won, even though the announcers tried to pretend that opening Mania a year
after main eventing was somehow a good thing, if WWE is going to put Bryan in
the midcard rather than the main event scene, then the least they could do is
not to pretend it’s an honor. So I was relatively disappointed with this, but
it was still OK, it could have been worse, and the last few minutes of the
match we’re pretty freaking awesome, loved the head butt war and the Bull
Hammers. Above all else, the right guy won, let’s hope he’s back in the main
event scene by next year!
Score: ***1/4
Match #2: Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton
I didn’t
even know that Orton had turned face, as far as I knew up until I saw this
card, I assumed Orton was still going strong with the Authority. Anyways a face
turn seems like a step in the right direction for Orton simply because it’s
something fresh. Orton’s good but not great as a heel or a face. I prefer him
as a heel, but I like his face character just based off of this video package. This
match seemed just average on the first watch but it went way up on the rewatch.
This was a lot of fun. I liked that they kept this relatively short was a
positive, nothing in the match felt like filler and it was exciting throughout.
Orton winning really surprised me at the time, but by the end of the show I
understood why. Overall it was just fun and really exciting to watch, I love the
curb stomps by Rollins and the cowardly heels role played by J&J security,
and the nearfalls made the match really fun. Now, the RKO at the end is in my
opinion the best RKO I have ever seen, though looking back at it Orton letting
Rollins run at him like that while looking ready to get up made the move looked
a little too obviously set up, the move itself was still fucking awesome though
and that’s all that matters.
Score: ***3/4
Match #3: Triple H vs Sting
This match seems to me like it is
getting the most varied reactions from fans, which makes since. I personally
was really excited for this, despite not being that big of a Sting guy, he was
always just OK to me. This match was honestly a letdown for me, and I thought
it was horribly booked throughout. That being
said, it was certainly not the absolute disgrace to humanity that I hear it
described by people. My big issue was the way the whole WWE vs WCW angle was
handled. I understand that WWE won the war, but if we are going to do a WWE vs
WCW angle in 2015, does it have to be used to just pretend WCW was nothing
compared to the WWF? I get Stephanie calling WCW a “small pond”, but when the
entire commentary team seems to get behind that, it makes me think the WWE is
just trying to prove that they are “better” than WCW, even though there is not
much to prove 14 years after it closed.
My other issue was Hunter winning,
yeah I get that they want WWE to triumph over WCW, but it goes back to my last
point about how no one really brands themselves as a “WCW fan” because the
company doesn’t exist, so it’s silly to have Sting lose his first WWE match
just to once again further the WWE’s agenda of burying WCW. Now the WWE is put
in a bad position with Sting, we all see the possibility of Sting vs Taker, but
the end result of that would be either Taker losing 2 Mania matches or Sting
going 0=2 at Mania, and this could have been avoided had Sting simply have gone
over here. Despite these complaints, I thought the match wasn’t the worst thing
ever, NWO helping Sting was horribly inaccurate, but it was fun having those
guys out there, but H winning the match really just brought it down for me, not
because I don’t like Hunter (I do) but because it just was not the right
decision. The in ring work was fine, Sting looked in shape, but the silliness
behind it all made the in ring work appear minor, which I didn’t like at all.
Score: **3/4
Match #4: Paige and AJ Lee vs The
Bellas
Surprisingly entertaining match
here, I was not expecting anything out of this match since unfortunately WWE
has had trouble booking good divas matches 99%
of the time, maybe that’s something that’s changed since I’ve stopped
watching. This got a perfect amount of time, not too long that it felt they
were trying to hard to shine more light on the divas division, but enough time
so it didn’t feel rushed (like most WWE divas matches do). As of this writing I
now know that AJ has decided to retire, which caught me by surprise for sure
but she had her last hurrah at mania and got the clean pin. Can’t think of any
genuinely entertaining womens matches at mania before, and this certainly wasn’t
a classic by any means, but it was pretty damn good.
Score: **1/4
Match #5: John Cena vs Rusev
I love Rusev, the dude is just the best
badass heel in the company outside of Brock. The entrance for Rusev was the
tops, the song playing reminded me of Nikoli Volkoff insisting they play the Russian
national anthem back in the 70s and 80s. Was expecting some more out of Cenas
entrance, but it was fine I guess. I really enjoyed this match. Up to this
point it’s probably a tie between the Rollins/Orton match and this for MOTN.
What I enjoyed about this was that it was just a really entertaining big man
match, certainly we would see that again later but I just enjoyed the big power
moves these guys were pulling off. I loved Rusev in this, Cena was alright, he
seemed to just be going through the motions, but it’s what I’ve come to expect
from Cena these days. I usually am not too happy when Cena “overcomes the odds”
against an up and comer like Rusev, but here it worked. Not only did Rusev get
the win at Fastlane so Cena got his win back here, setting up the rubber match
at Extreme (or Axtreme) Rules. Also its WrestleMania, and in a battle of USA vs
Russia, its hard to root against the red white and blue as an American. Overall
the match was really entertaining, much better then I had envisioned it as, and
I look forward to a no holds barred or street fight match at ER to end the
feud.
Score: ***3/4
The Rousey/Rock/Authority scene
happens here, I thought it was meh tbh, belonged on a RAW in my opinion.
Match #6: Bray Wyatt vs The
Undertaker
When I got a WWE notification that
Taker was going to wrestle Bray, I was shocked. I had just assumed Taker was
retiring for good after the end of the streak. So because of this I had no idea
what this would be like, would Taker be in shape and could he still wrestle? I
was skeptical after last year, so my expectations for this was that Taker was
going to be at the same physical state he was in last year. This match was
pretty damn awesome, before I go further into detail, any Undertaker mania
match is going to be a little more lenient in my critique of it due to my sheer
marking out at seeing the dead man wrestle in 2015. My favorite part in the
match by far was the spider walk/sit up moment that just made me mark the fuck
out like crazy. I’m not exactly a huge Bray Wyatt fan, I like his gimmick and
his mic skills but not that big on his in ring work. However, in this match
with Taker, it just worked. It was a slower match, which I guess makes sense,
and it didn't detract from the match too much. This wasn't about amazing exhilarating
action, this was about an awesome moment seeing the dead man once again, and
Taker and Bray ultimately delivered here with an awesome match.
Score: ***1/2
Match #7: Roman Reigns vs Brock
Lesner (Vs Seth Rollins I guess)
Honestly, the first time I watched
this match I was too terrified that Roman Reigns would win to truly get a feel
for the quality of the match. Brock Lesner is my favorite wrestler of all time,
so there was little doubt in my mind that any match that he just fucked the
other guy up wouldn't be epic, and it was epic. Somehow this got even more
awesome the second time around. The booking in this is just fantastic. I think
of this match as a match with three parts.
70% of the match was just Brock
beating the absolute shit out of Reigns, and I loved it. I think there was 10
or 11 suplexes that Lesner hit on Reigns, which is a great callback to the
Summerslam match against Cena (Suplex city bitch!). The only thing I didn't like
was the fact that Brock had to hit 4 F5’s. I didn't mind the fact that Reigns kicked
out of two, that didn't really bother me, but the fact that he had to hit 4 and
Brock still hadn't won just irked me a bit. But whatever, Brock was still
showing off just how great of a badass heel he is, possibly one of the best in
terms of just coming off as a true beast, every move he hit was STIFF and
looked painful as shit, which just got me more invested.
Once Brock got hit with the ring
post, I could feel the Reigns hulk up coming, and although it did in a way, the
best part about this was just how amazing Brock's selling of the hit to the ring
post was. Brock literally looked like he was about to die, but still somehow
came off as the beast incarnate, that’s special. I loved how he just no sold
the superman punches as they only got
him down to one knee, again showing off how much of a beast he truly is.
However, when Roman hit the spear on him, I got scared, and I’ll be honest when
I say I thought Reigns was going to pin him right there in the ring, basically
turning into Cena. However, Brock came back and I got HYPE, and then when he
hit that 4th F5 I thought it was all over. This was just Brock at
his best and Reigns did a decent job
here too, I loved this part of the match almost as much as the Brock domination
part at the beginning.
I was really surprised when Rollins
music hit in the middle of the match, especially since it seemed like the match
was just about to end and I assumed that if a cash in would happen, it would be
after one of those guys won. WWE however, booked this perfectly and made sure
only one fall had to be taken, so Brock still hasn’t been pinned in two years
and Reigns still looked pretty damn strong. The end to this match was just
amazing, and I was downright giddy when Rollins won. I wanted Brock to win of
course, but he doesn’t work full time so it probably wouldn’t of worked, but
Seth is probably my third favorite wrestler in the WWE after Brock and Bryan so
it was great to see him with the belt. This match just worked, it flowed
perfectly and every moment felt like the match could end at any second. This
was for sure my MOTN and managed to single handily turn this show from a good
Mania to a great one.
Score: ****1/4
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